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Thursday, January 4


Cherylitas.
Today was another mixed-up kinda day.. Just the kind I like. It's akin to a very refreshing and sated Pina Colada - a blend of unlikely ingredients that produce a rather spankin' good taste. Some light rum, coconut cream & juicy crushed pineapples. Ooh, yum.

But now for my own delish dish.

Firstly a dash of VJC, lightly shaken because we don't want to crush them, do we? My sister's first day in junior college. Time to sprinkle on some cute guys, eh? Results not guaranteed for this one, but take a gamble anyway.

Next, a rather heady dose of Boggle booze - just to make your mind a little wild. After this, certain side effects may come into play - namely hallucinations of never-seen-before words drifting about aimlessly in your head, and of course the rather raucous jangle of the solid-white ice cubes. Just bear with it, we swear it goes well with the drink!

To cool off the heavy effects of this one, we suggest a slight tint of Good Live Funky Blues (compliments of our whiny bartender Ariel), blended subtly with a good selection of powdered Cheap DVD (we recommend MJ's awesome $8/disc deal!). Note, choosing the right ingredients to pander to your specific taste may take a rather damn long time, but we promise it's worth it!

So you're probably feeling a little drowsy, but it's alright - take it all in. It's probably the Heart Of Worship Files mixture acting up; something we daringly stole from the famous Matt Redman. Kinda makes you want to get up and do a little dance, doesn't it.

Excellent.

Time to spice things up with a few rounds of BAY shots. On offer now are our renowned delights - Gab-on-the-Beach, Bloody Kel, SanJoel's & Aaron Walkers. If these shots aren't quite enough for you, there's always Time Crisis - but we warn you, it's quite a killer.

And, if you happen to happen to have the time, take a swig or two of our Free Hug liqueur the day before and let the taste really sink in! Trust us, the warm tingly feeling inside lingers for quite awhile.

Now, add a spoonful or two of Cream of Cheryl, and we're all set!

Drinkup, friends.
*Clink*


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