Roadkill, baby.

Thursday, October 26

Wanderlust, baby eat my dust.

If you like to eat Twisties/sit on crazy roller-coaster rides/Hugh Jackman/paying a range of $6 - $9.50 for 2.5h of entertainment/a good reason to bring your date to the movies, go grab some tickets for The Prestige. I liked it.

Just the other day, while sitting on Shuttle Bus C on the way to class, I was enjoying the scenery of trees and Halls of Residences (albeit being 15min late, which is usual) - when I witnessed a slighty-worse-than-minor accident between two taxis. That then led me to think about the time when I saw a similar accident outside Thomson Plaza with the canoeists - and of course, them being them, they started making alot of noise and putting their hands to their heads in mock horror, going down to touch the indicated vehicles for good luck, shouting out the car numbers and about buying 4D, as if the 2 drivers weren't pissed enough - but hell, I suddenly missed them!

They are a pretty crazy bunch.

Anyway, other than that, my week has been boring. Everyone hates me and my teardrop tattoo is fading away already. I'm sorry I can't be perfect. I'm addict-, I'm addicted to you. Welcome to my (sucky) life.

I've also realised I get a secret thrill out of seeing bus drivers wave to each other as their paths cross on the road. That is until I figured out the possible cause of many an accident.

9:06 PM

Sunday, October 22

It's been a long time coming.

After 2h++ of hard, tedious work, I've finally compiled and loaded all the photos I need to (ie. some people have been bugging me for). Okayyy, maybe not all, because some are in my Macbook - but a substantial amount. This whole organisation thing is wearing me out - but anyway.

Top, L-R: Sentosa with T19; Air Force Museum, Sunday Sch Youth Day outing; Ministry of Sound bash with Hall 14.
Bottom: ADM Freshman Orientation Camp; Singapore Idol '06; Cafe Iguana with Candice.

Take whichever pictures you want, and hurry, because Flickr is being a bitch and I am running out of bandwidth. Chow!

1:19 AM

Thursday, October 19

I almost wrote a song about you today.

Just a point to note - Candice, when high on alcohol, turns splotchy and red-eyed; sings loudly and laughs at almost anything; tells me I have sparkly eyes; drinks huge amounts of water; and rolls down slopes in MRT stations*. Haha you're very amusing, Brit.

*I have proof - $5 per view, dudes.

9:56 PM

Wednesday, October 11

Tell me a tale that doesn't end with the end.

I am awake at 4.37am. With no conceivable reason as to why. Except maybe the fact that I just watched Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie with my room-mate, and didn't have enough braincells leftover to register sleep. In any case, here I am. My eye twitches with lethargy.

It also twitches in anticipation of how this gorgeous creature is going to turn out in 10 years' time. I don't know what else to say except that if Scientology can voodoo up such fantabulous little babies - well, sign me up, Tom.

4:42 AM

Saturday, October 7

A thoroughly non-political and unresentful ramble.

Once upon a time, there were two little girls who happened to be neighbours. (And in between their houses was a quaint little shop which sold water for exorbitant prices and mats.) The little girls' names were Donnie Seah and Sheena Poh. Well Donnie had a huge albeit rather run-down estate, with a backyard full of trees and shrubbery that stretched many yards; while Sheena's little red house with her well-kept garden was a mere dot in comparison. Now here was the problem - every year, for no conceivable reason (as far as Sheena Poh was concerned), Donnie Seah would set fire to her yard of trees, burning them to the ground - and, inevitably, introducing insane amounts of smoke into the air. The friendly North wind (or whichever, its not really the point) would then huff and puff and blow - no, not Donnie's house down - the smoke over the little mat shop and into Sheena's lovely garden ~~city~~. Sheena's Daddy told her it was called 'haze', (probably some fusion of 'heat' and 'maze', she thought). Well the haze made Sheena Poh's eyes hurt and she could feel her lungs disintegrating. Daddy even made her wear an ugly mask. So she decided to write a note:

"Dear Donnie Seah, please stop burning your trees because it's making my throat hurt. Thank you. Signed, Sheena Poh."

12:29 AM

Wednesday, October 4

Dance dance listen listen listen!

Just 'cause I know everyone is dying to know every sordid/mundane/irrelevant detail of my life.
Bold for the ones that are true, and italics for those I wish were true.

I miss somebody right now.
I don't watch tv these days.
I own a lot of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I have changed mentally a lot over the past year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I'm TOTALLY smart.
I've broken someone's bones.
I'm paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without caller id.
I like the way i look.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar i have.
I am currently single!
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop than eat.
I don't hate anyone.
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in God.
I watch mtv on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I've changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I have tried alcohol before.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
I own the "South Park" movie.
I would die for my best friends.
I think Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I have dated a close friend's ex.
I am happy at this moment!
Democrat.
I am punk rockish.
I am preppy.
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone else i've ever met.
I can work on a car.
I love my job.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot whenever i can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I'm proficient in a musical instrument.
I have worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rocks.
I went college out of state.
I love kisses.
I like sausages.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colours.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick things up with my toes.
I can't whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snake's slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal i've ever written in.
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, the more nonsensical, the better.
I'm an artist.
I only clean my room when necessary.
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy.
I am an adrenaline junkie.

4:31 PM