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Monday, March 20
Oh, oopsie.
I'm in a relatively amused mood right now,
I've decided to tag on to Alan's idea.
Here's another list of things you shouldn't say to a, well, woman of considerable size.
1. "Arghhhhghh! Eclipse!"
2. "Excuse me, we're shopping for curtains - how much are you willing to sell your dress for?"
3. "Triplets?"
4. "Salad for you, m'aam?"
5. "That will be 2 tickets."
6. "I bet you're pretty good at making hula-hoops stay up."
7. "How do you paint your toenails?"
8. "Sorry for the mistake m'aam, we thought you were smuggling the airline pillows out under your dress."
9. "Your face won't fit in a regular passport photo size."
10. "Don't eat me!!"
Oh man, I feel EVIL!
No offense.