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Thursday, October 20
let the clone run wild.
forgive me these days,
my evil clone is on the loose.
the only excuse i can come up with for being downright mean. TEEHEEHEE. i doubt this means i can be any less responsible for what i say, but heck. :)
firstly,
the only thing that has been on my mind (and honestly, this is rather disturbing.) is the freaking Friendster lamerZz! FWALs, again. yeah i know. i am lIkk sH0 fR3akIng` oBCessEd. after much consideration, i feel a tinge of guilt as i poke fun at them. hence a new stand : can't help laughing at them, but don't consider them as inferior beings. just different. how PC, how PC. owells. i am a goody lil Singaporean gal after all. gotta keep those folks happy (and myself out of jail).
and to be honestly honest,
i was pondering over it and i think one of my photos on Friendster may actually qualify for a TWIT photo. teehEeXx. perhaps that would explain the sudden sharp increase in viewership ratings profile views, and the b0ib0ii who msged me and told me i'm pWetTy n' he wAnnA b m0i fWenZ? (nah just kidding.) just remember, the focal point is the jellybeans, not me.
secondly,
I NEVER REALISED THERE WERE SO MANY OF EM.
decadent society? oh gawd, lets hope it can only go uphill from here. i now truly see the impotence (lol!) of speaking good Engrish, as PM Lee is so inclined to promote. i thought my everyday use of Singlish was bad. now i realise maybe he wUzz aCtUaLi t0kKin` bT d3m. can you even begin to imagine how a conversation, say, with some US tourists would go?
*
FWAL: e0z, cAn aIi hEwlp eUu` pLss?
angmohguy: yes, hello dawg, you can help me piss.
FWAL: hArhHs, eUu` iSh pIsSedD aRrhZz? yYy L3HhXx, iSsiTt m0i sErVis nTt gDd eNuFf l3Hhz?
angmohguy: huh, whaadda..?
FWAL: eHhXx, eUu` wAn wAt3Rr iSsIt`? aIyo0Xx sAy sH0 lArrXx. (dIs aNgm0hXx aRhhs, dD eNgRiSh lIkk sHiEet` mAnZz.)
so you see,
the situation is far more serious than we think.
it seems PM Lee was right. (so was SM, oh no, MM Lee - but then isn't he always.)
the service sector is in danger.
euu nid a pwetty salesger? mi ish dd job.
die la die, really die manXx.
*don't try this at home. liable to brain damage.