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Saturday, October 22
addicted to the trauma.
http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=22265789
hahaha. just this one and i promise i'll [try to] lay off them forever. this cuutie lil galxx here has 47 accounts and fan club, lolxx. check out the fan club, the pics are hilarious. kays i'll stop now or i could prolly set up another RP affililiation already.
so to pass of my current state of humour into something less evil, here's what you can do on the bus if you're bored. 10 ways to irritate the hell outta your fellow bus passengers.
1) make exaggerated movements and swerve to the left/right/front whenever the bus turns or brakes, and inject happy exclamations like 'WHEEEEEEEE' whenever necessary.
2) tap your EZ-link card like 100 times on the scanner. BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP.
3) go through all the ringtones on your handphone at max volume, and pretend you've got a call everytime. (ie. smile to yourself first then pick up and say "Helloo? Oh, haha, its you....")
4) ask the aunty next to you if this bus goes to Australia.
5) laugh damn loudly at the Just For Laughs on TV Mobile even though everyone knows we've all already seen them just about 10million times.
6) keep taking w1s+fUl~ / mIe sh0 l0n3lyY / mIsSh h1m` / *][p0ndeRinG][* snapshots of yourself looking out of the bus window. (HAHAHAH sorry i just can't lay off them.) - remember to activate the camera sound.
7) pretend to sleeptalk and scold the Gahmen. sure the seat beside you become empty one.
8) take a Bus Service Guide, ask the person next to you where he/she is alighting, help them count the number of stops to their destination - and countdown progressively for every subsequent stop.
9) give anyone at random the I-Know-You-Didn't-Tap-your-Ezlink-Card look.
10) call a friend and tell her about a) how the bus is damn crowded, b) which stop you are at, c) what happened to you at the market this morning, d) how heavy the Pomfred fish and the Cai Xin are, e) how Rosie next door had a quarrel with the 10th floor uncle last week, f) how the bus is damn noisy and you can barely hear yourself. (when all this time, of course, everyone else on the bus can DEFINITELY hear you.) - hey, if the aunties can do it, we can.
someone shutmeup,
someone shutmeup. RAWRR.