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Friday, May 27


the ninja stories.
episode 1 /
the adventures
of ninja cheryl :

the attack of the bigblackmoths.

about our heroine /
ninja cheryl can pack a mean punch, and we're not just talking about fruit juice here. she'll judo slam you if she so wishes, but more often than not she uses her voice to knock bad guys out in just about 5 seconds. (interpret that however you wish). she was once part of the powerpuff girls, but got kicked out before they became really famous, cos she wasn't as cute as the rest of them. armed with honeystars and koko krunch, our famous ninja is all ready to kick ass.

today;s episode /
it was a cold, damp night, and our weary heroine was scouring the alleys for signs of mischief, when two giant white eyes stared right back at her out of the wall. at least, they looked like white eyes. after readjusting her eyes to the dim glow of the streetlamp, she realised they were, in fact, NOT white eyes, but two white slits on the wings of what looked like a giant big black moth. hey, you giant big black moth! she shouted, trying to sound brave. she searched her expansive memory database for information on this new assailant. the swallowtail butterfly. ah. see stared with renewed suspicion at the creature in front of her. huh! swallowtail butterfly indeed! i don't care, its still a giant big black moth to me. "the attack of the swallowtail butterflies" wouldn't be as convincing anyways. as she was seriously pondering over the serious issue about what to name her next issue, she suddenly realised that there were alot more eyes staring at her. freak! its a giant big black moth attack! she thought frantically. just as she was beginning to feel like a pretty useless superheroine, seeing that it was pretty hard to judo slam a moth, and assuming that they were deaf so her voice wouldn't do much, she suddenly remembered that she had a packet of mothballs in her bag! (don't ask why, its a superheroine thing). now, i know what you're thinking - but no, she was not gonna attack them with their own, ahem, balls. they were mothballs, for goodness sake, you sicko. so anyway, with her superninjapowers and accuracy, she started throwing the powerful mothballs at the giant big black moths, and thinking it was a game of poison ball, (well, actually it was), the moths started dodging the balls, and because of that, they flew into each other, and because of that, they fell to the ground, and because of that, they died. ahhh.. welll.. NINJA CHERYL SAVES THE DAY AGAIN! :) well, the heroine was feeling rather exhausted after throwing all those mothballs, when she heard a rustle of wings. an even gianter, bigger, blacker moth appeared and she almost fainted. (but being a superhero, she had to act brave again). hey, you gianter, bigger, blacker moth! who are you? well at this point, the newly arrived moth starts breathing rather heavily - and our heroine starts to feel a sense of dejavu - hey, isn't this the script from.. but before she can finish, - "cheryl, i am your moth-..." //


/ to be continued.
tune in next week for more,
adventures with ninja cheryl!


p.s - we have to review the show's ratings to see if its worth continuing, so please, if you enjoyed it, give ninja cheryl a hug right over there >>>>


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