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Monday, March 21
how to annoy the bus driver
here's 10 ways to annoy
the bus driver on your ride home /
10 ways to entertain yourself.
[ 1 ]
"uncle, can return the change or not, i'm broke lah.."
[ 2 ]
"uncle, can you tell me when we're exactly 100m away from the stop? i need to tap my card." (and then follow up consequently with "are we at 100m yet?" for the rest of the journey at frequent intervals)
[ 3 ]
keep tapping your card on the sensors and make it beep like crazy.
[ 4 ]
stand near the driver's seat and shout "WATCH OUTT!!" everytime a car in front slows down.
[ 5 ]
"uncle, can stop at this junction for awhile or not, i need to go toilet.."
[ 6 ]
"WALAO EH, the TVmobile not working AGAIN?!"
[ 7 ]
stand beside the driver's seat and pretend to be driving the bus as well. (eg. mime a steering wheel and follow with subsequent body motions)
[ 8 ]
"uncle, why u become bus driver ah.."
[ 9 ]
pay your fare in coins, take the ticket, fold the ticket into a heart, then give it to the bus driver. (okay, this is not guaranteed to work, he might actually like it)
[ 10 ]
"eh uncle! .. oh sorry, aunty .."