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Saturday, September 11
singapore bachelor
10 reasons why - Singapore can;t have "The Bachelor"
one. Everyone will be too busy lining up for the next Singapore Idol auditions.
two. The flower-giving ceremony would be - what - giving out orchids?
three. The Bachelor would have to say really lame stuff like, "I choose Rose Teo.. Rose, will you accept this orchid?"
four. The Bachelor would run out of places for "individual dates" (or group dates for that matter) in no time. Sentosa, Esplanade, uh.. Fort Canning Park, ahhh.. Ducky rides on the Singapore River??
five. No point having a kewl limo when you're gonna get stuck in a traffic jam every 3minutes..
six. Come to think of it, no point having a limo when's there ain't gonna be any heated backseat action. Remember the safety-belt rule? :)
seven. Err, hometown visits? "Hi, i'm so glad that you've made it all the way here, this is Ang Mo Kio. i really love this place.. the char kuay teow here is good.."
eight. People will sure complain if they have to give up an entire bowling alley for two ridiculous people to have a date.
nine. People might read it as "The Back Ache Lor". -_-"
ten. need i go on? hahahaha. ok i ran outta ideas yea? :)