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Thursday, September 2


eggs eggs eggs
fried; scrambled; boiled; poached; sunnysideup; halfboiled; bullseye -
soon to be things of the past?

i went to eat hokkien mee last wed -
it was soooo soggy cos there was soooo little egg in it.
i had pasta for breakfast -
my mum used quail eggs instead of chicken eggs.
i went to eat lunch today -
the lady said to me : "girl, no eggs arh, replaced with french fries okay?"

in case anyone hasn't realised,
this could very well be the end of a certain variety of foods!
(eg. fried oyster; egg mcmuffin; plaster prata..)
scary thought, aye?
never thought we'd run out of eggs, but we have.
what next, i wonder.
will i ever taste a decent oluah again, i wonder.

to rewrite a famous nursery rhyme,
more suited for our era:

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men,
Paid a damn lot of money
To have him fried on a pan.


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